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Showing posts with label Funny & Bizarre. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny & Bizarre. Show all posts

Monday, 12 May 2014

Morena, here's how she expresses love to her parent

Morena, perqafon forte babain e saj

This is the beautiful model, Morena Taraku, who not while ago also debuted on the music scene. While here we have a picture, a bit strange though, but with a sincere message: "You were the only one! You who in every step of my life were all that was ever missing ... Love you Dad." No doubt, her father has always been a great support for her, both financially and spiritually, but it seems as if the father has also a good support from her daughter, even as unexpected as this, from behind.
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Morena, ja si e shpreh dashurine ndaj prindit
Kjo eshte modelja e bukur, Morena Taraku, e cila pak kohe me pare debutoi edhe ne skenen muzikore. Ndersa ketu kemi nje foto, paksa te cuditshme, por me nje mesazh te sinqerte: "Ishe i vetmi Ti! Ti qe ne cdo hap te jetes time ishe gjithcka qe me mungonte... Love you Dad!". Nuk ka dyshim, babai i saj ka qene gjithmone nje mbeshtetje e madhe per te, si financiarisht ashtu edhe shpirterisht, por duket sikur edhe babai e ka nje mbeshtetje te mire nga vajza, qofte edhe e papritur si kjo nga mbrapa. /Albaflashnews/

Saturday, 23 November 2013

Besarta Krasniqi, makes Prishtina looks like London

Besarta, pamje nga Katedrala "Nene Tereza" ne Prishtine
Singer Besarta Krasniqi, who lives in Germany, is currently in Kosovo, where she has gone to be part of the filming for television programs of the year-end holidays. What intrigued us in this picture is the fact that for a moment we thought Besarta was actually in London and not in Prishtina, since it seems as if she has climbed in that very famous monument that resembles more a bicycle wheel, but in fact is known as the "London Eye" . But here we are, thanks to the Cathedral "Mother Teresa" in Prishtina, and this beautiful picture by Besarta, we also seem to have gained such a monument, where Prishtina looks spectacular from the top, like London.
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Besarta Krasniqi, e ben Prishtinen te duket si Londra
Kengetarja Besarta Krasniqi, e cila jeton ne Gjermani, per momentin gjindet ne Kosove, ku ka shkuar te behet pjese e xhirimeve televizive per programet e festave te fundvitit. Ajo qe na intrigoi ne kete foto eshte fakti qe per nje moment menduam se Besarta ne fakt eshte ne Londer e jo ne Prishtine, pasi duket sikur ka hipur ne ate monumentin shume te famshem qe gjason me shume ne rrote biciklete, e qe ne fakt njihet si "Syri i Londres" (London Eye). Dhe, ja qe, fal Katedrales "Nene Tereza" ne Prishtine, dhe fotos se mrekullueshme te Besartes, duket sikur edhe ne kemi fituar nje monument te tille, ku Prishtina duket spektakulare nga larte, sikur Londra.



Besarta, gjate xhirimeve te Vitit te Ri

Wednesday, 20 November 2013

The filipina who sings albanian beautifully


A filipina singer named La Ghie, in a performance of her in Dubai last summer, received a round of applause after performing one of the oldest and most famous Albanian songs "Moj e bukura more". We don't know if she understands the Albanian language and the lyrics of the song, but there is no doubt that she can pronounce albanian beautifully. Watch her performance below.
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Filipinezja qe kendon shqip bukur
Nje kengetare filipineze me emrin La Ghie, ne nje performance te saj ne Dubai, veren qe shkoi, ka marre duartrokitje te shumta pasi interpretoi nje nder kenget me te vjetra dhe me te njohura shqiptare "Moj e bukura more". Nuk e dime nese ajo e kupton gjuhen shqipe dhe tekstin e kenges por nuk ka dyshim se ajo e shqipton bukur. Ndiqeni performancen e saj me poshte!

Stadium in Qatar, which looks like vagina...

Nje stadium "vagine" ne Katar

Qatar these days has become hot news not for the fact that it will host the world championship in 2022, but for the shape of one of the six new stadiums that are being built for this important sport event. Stadium in this image, as per architects, should have been an inspiration from traditional Qatari boats, used by local fishermen and pearl divers. But, others could not resist and not notice that the stadium resembles more the shape of vagina. What is your opinion?
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Stadiumi ne Katar, qe i ngjan vagines...
Katari, keto dite eshte bere lajm i nxehte jo per faktin qe do jete nikoqir i kampionatit boteror 2022 ne futboll, por per formen e njerit nga gjashte stadiumet e reja qe po ndertohen per kete eveniment te rendesishem sportiv. Stadiumi ne foto, sipas arkitekteve, duhej te ishte nje inspirim nga varkat tradicionale te Katarit, qe perdoren nga peshkataret dhe zhytesit e margaritareve. Por ja qe te tjeret nuk kane mundur e te mos verejne se stadiumi me shume i ngjan formes se nje vagine. Cfare mendoni ju?

Sunday, 17 November 2013

House roof or red and black flag

Kulm shtepie si flamuri shqiptar kuq e zi

Somewhere in Albanian land, there is a house with a red and black rooftop. The albanian in this photo, proudly presents his very special house roof, which looks like a red and black Albanian flag. In this case, the red roof tiles have combined very nicely with the two-headed eagle, which appears to be skilfully painted. This picture is in circulation in social networks and unfortunately, we don't know the exact location of this house with a special and very patriotic roof.
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Kulm shtepie apo flamur kuq e zi
Diku ne shqiptari, eshte nje shtepi, qe ka kulmin kuq e zi. Shqiptari ne foto, me mburrje reklamon catine e vecante te shtepise se tij, qe duket si nje flamur shqiptar kuq e zi. Ne kete rast, qeremidet e kuqe jane pershtatur shume bukur me shqiponjen dy krereshe, qe duket te jete realizuar mjeshterisht. Kjo foto eshte ne qarkullim neper rrjetet sociale dhe fatkeqesisht, nuk dime saktesisht vendndodhjen e kesaj shtepie me kulm te vecante dhe shume patriotik.


p.s. Nje informate e ardhur tregon se kjo shtepi gjindet ne Skenderaj te Kosoves me pronar Fitim Krasniqin dhe eshte realizuar me rastin e 100-vjetorit te Pavaresise. Bravo!

Sunday, 10 November 2013

"Te ka lali shpirt", becomes hit even with black people

"Te ka lali shpirt" hit i zezakeve

The most clicked Albanian song "Te ka lali shpirt" by Silva Gunbardhi, which has now reached close to 30 million clicks on Youtube, rather than just crossing geographical boundaries, being sang outside Albania, but it is also breaking all cultural boundaries. Three blacks in this video, cry with tears while singing this popular Albanian song that seems that it has grown deep in their veins. It's about three basketball players of the club "Drita" from Gjilan, Craig Blackmon, Brandon Shingles and Obinna Agomo that apparently are being "Albanianised" pretty well by their stay in Kosovo.

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"Te ka lali shpirt", behet hit edhe tek zezaket
Kenga me e klikuar shqiptare "Te ka lali shpirt" e Silva Gunbardhit, qe tani ka arritur afer 30 milion klikime ne Youtube, jo se vetem po then kufijt gjeografik, duke u kenduar jashte Shqiperise, por po then edhe kufijt kulturor. Tre zezake ne kete video, e qajne me lote kete kenge te popullarizuar shqiptare dhe duket sikur u ka hyre thelle ne gjak. Fjala eshte per tre basketbollistet e klubit "Drita" nga Gjilani, Craig Blackmon, Brandon Shingles and Obinna Agomo qe me sa duket po "shqiptarizohen" bukur mire nga qendrimi i tyre ne Kosove.

Friday, 8 November 2013

The newest feminine product "Pickla"

"Pickla" nga Vizatime Shqip

The history of animated film in Albania traces back from 1975 and is dedicated mainly to children and youths. In fact, Albania organizes every year the international festival "Rozafa AnimFest" dedicated to this cinematography genre. But these days we are witnessing a daring initiative, animated film for adults, in the style of the American television series "South Park" where the language used is crude and uncensored. Here we bring you an animated episode from the company called "Vizatime Shqip" which opened an official channel on Youtube where they have posted their latest works. Note, due to the language used, this is not recommended for children.


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Produkti me i ri shqiptar per femra "Pickla"
Historia e filmit te animuar ne Shqiperi daton qe nga viti 1975 dhe kryesisht i eshte dedikuar femijeve dhe te rinjeve. Ne fakt Shqiperia organizon cdo vjet festivalin nderkombetar "Rozafa AnimFest" qe i dedikohet ketij zhanri kinematografik. Por keto dite jemi deshmitar te nje nisme te guximshme, filmit te animuar per te rritur, ne stilin e serialit televiziv amerikan "South Park" ku perdoret gjuhe banale dhe e pacensuruar. Ju sjellim ketu nje episode te animuar nga kompania e ashtuquajtur "Vizatime Shqip" te cilet kane hapur nje kanal zyrtar ne Youtube ku kane postuar punimet e tyre te fundit. Veni re, per shkak te gjuhes se perdorur, nuk preferohet per femije.

How to live longer, according to the 256 years old Chinese

Mixha Fazli

Chinese Li Ching Yuen, believed to have been the oldest man in the world, known ever. He died in 1933, at the age of 256. He has continuously practiced herbalism and martial arts and it was said that he himself has explained his longevity in one sentence: "Stay tranquil mind, sit like a tortoise, walk sprightly as pigeon and sleep like a dog." Of course, it is believed that in this case, internal alchemical and herbal components that he has used, have played a role. During his life, he had 23 wives and has left more than 200 descendants.

Read more at Wikipedia:

Times in 1933:
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Si te jetosh gjate, sipas kinezit 256 vjecar
Kinezi Li Ching Yuen, besohet te kete qene njeriu me i vjeter ne bote, qe dihet ndonjehere. Ai ka vdekur ne vitin 1933, ne moshen e tij 256 vjecare. Ne menyre te vazhdueshme ka praktikuar herbalizmin dhe artet marciale ndersa thuhet se ai vete ka shpjeguar jetegjatesine e tij me nje fjali: "Rri mendje qete, qendro si breshke, ec me shpejtesi si pellumbi dhe fle si qen". Natyrisht, besohet se ne kete rast, rol ka luajtur edhe gjendja e brendshme alkimike dhe komponentet herbale qe ai ka perdorur. Gjate jetes se tij, ai ka pasur 23 gra dhe ka lene me shume se 200 pasardhes.

Man emerges alive from the grave


In scenes that recall horror movies with "Zombies", a Brazilian is extracted from the grave alive. It is said that a woman who had visited the cemetery, has seen how a living man was trying to emerge from a grave. And then notified police who initially did not believe the story. It is believed that man has been embroiled in a quarrel with the aggressors, who supposed him dead and tried to hide his body in the cemetery. But, fortunately for this man, it seems the lord had other plans for him.


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E nxjerrin te gjalle nga varri
Ne skena qe te kujtojne filmat horror me "zombie", nje brazilian eshte nxjerre i gjalle nga varri. Thuhet se nje grua e cila kishte vizituar varrezat, ka pare si nje njeri i gjalle po tentonte te dilte nga nje varr. Me pas ka lajmeruar policine te cilet fillimisht nuk i besonin ketij tregimi. Besohet se njeriu ka qene i ngaterruar ne nje sherr me agresoret, te cilet e menduan si te vdekur dhe u munduan ta fshihnin trupin e tij ne varreza. Por, fatmiresisht per kete njeri, duket sikur zoti ka pasur plane te tjera per te.

Sunday, 27 October 2013

Regis Philbin, another famous American declared Albanian

Regis Philbin deklarohet shqiptar
An interesting story that brings Albaniac, about another famous american personality, Regis Philbin, who declared in a television show that is from Albania. Indeed, it is spoken, for several years, that Regis, like Kara Dioguardi, is descended from the Italian Arbereshe, consequently from Albania, but here, in this video (see below), at minute 3:05, he says it himself. Regis is known as a host of several famous TV shows like "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire", "America's Got Talent" etc..
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Regis Philbin, nje tjeter amerikan i famshem deklarohet shqiptar
Nje lajm interesant qe sjell Albaniac, flet per nje personalitet tjeter te njohur amerikan, Regis Philbin, i cili deklaron ne nje shou televiziv se eshte nga Shqiperia. Ne te vertete, eshte folur, ka disa vite, se Regis, sikur Kara Dioguardi, ka prejardhje nga arbereshet e Italise, rrjedhimisht nga Shqiperia, por ja, ne kete video (shih poshte), ne minuten 3:05, ai e thote vete me goje. Regis eshte i njohur si drejtues i disa emisioneve te famshme televizive si "Who Wants to be a Millionaire", "America's Got Talent" etj.

Sunday, 20 October 2013

Old man in his chariot, conflicts with urban cars...

Plaku me karroce
Old Man in this picture, from some town in Kosovo seems to have had enough with blokes in cars that come too near to his horse carriage, that he's gone to the point to express anger with a mega board that writes: "Do not get near me. I too, wish to have a Mercedes as you". Of course, till all aspects of traffic are regulated by law, who, where and how is allowed to use public roads, there will always be conflicts like this.
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Plaku: Mos mu afroni ngat se jav q* robt...
Plaku ne foto, nga nje qytet ne Kosove, duket sikur eshte ngopur nga haverat me makina qe i afrohen teper karroces se tij me kuaj, saqe ka shkuar deri ne ate pike ta shprehi mllefin me nje mega tabele shkrimi qe lexon: "Mos mu afroni ngat. Edhe une kam qef me pas Mercedes sikur ju...". Natyrisht, derisa te rregullohet mire me ligj cdo aspekt i komunikacionit, kush, ku dhe si do i shfrytezojne rruget publike, do kete gjithmone konflikte te ketij lloji.

Friday, 11 October 2013

"Hi-Tech" Granny that knows how to enjoy life

Probably the most "hi-tech" granny you've ever seen, who knows how to enjoy good life. We wonder, how many friends she's made so far on Facebook. Either way, this grandma deserves a big like!
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Gjyshja "hi-tech" qe di te shijoj jeten
Mesiguri gjyshja me "hi-tech" qe keni pare ndonjehere, e cila di mire si te shijoj jeten. Pyesim, athua sa "friends" ka bere deri tani ne Facebook. Sido qe te jete, kjo gjyshe meriton nje big like!



Monday, 7 October 2013

Istrefovit: We are "kallabllak" sisters!

Motrat Istrefi: Nora, Nita dhe Era
You know the popular folk song "kallabllak sister we are, we are sisters plenty girls". Well, these are Istrefi sisters that look pretty "kallabllak" in this picture. A stylist and two singers Nora, Nita and Era. Marshallah, OJ Luli, how beautiful you are, the same way you dress, in the picture you look nice, dressed firmato "Gangster 4 life".
(kete as google se perkthen dot, lol)
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Istrefovit: Jena motra kallabllak! 

E keni parasysh ate kengen popullore: "Jena motra kallabllak, jena motra qika plot". Eh, keto motrat Istrefi po duken goxha "kallabllak" ne kete foto. Nje stiliste dhe dy kengetare: Nora, Nita dhe Era. Marshallah, oj lulija, sa te bukura qe jeni, edhe veshjen njesoj e keni, ne foto po dukeni shume najs, me veshje firmato "gangster 4 life".

Tuesday, 1 October 2013

Our VIPs, "whores" of Dubai?

In a way or another, so did write an article in the Gazeta Express. According to the article, certain sources (unknown) say that our VIP ladies don't go so frequently to Dubai just for the beach and imago, but also to actually make profits by offering special services, such as escorts to sheikh customers, and even sex. Oopa! Even Blerim Destani goes there often, does it mean that he is "male whore" too. And so they thought they would go unnoticed by our strong journalists, he he! They're mistaken!
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Femrat tona VIP, "rrospia" te Dubait?
Ne nje fare menyre a tjeter, keshtu ka shkruar nje artikull ne Gazeten Express. Sipas artikullit, burime te caktuara (dhe te panjohura) thone se femrat tona VIP nuk shkojne ne Dubai vetem per plazh dhe imazh, por ne fakt edhe per te profituar duke ofruar sherbime speciale, si eskort per klientet sheik, madje dhe seks. Oopa! Edhe Blerim Destani shkon shpesh atje, mos vall na qenka edhe ai "rrospillan". Dhe keshtu ata kane menduar se do kalojne pa u verejtur nga gazetaret tane te forte, he he! Gabohen!

Friday, 20 September 2013

iPhone 5s sold for 2400 Euros in England

iPhone 5s sold for £2000 on ebay
Immediately after its launch in the market, the iPhone 5S and 5c, the demands are as big as many enthusiasts who can not wait that long and they have deep pockets, pay big sums for them to have such in hand. Here this picture shows a real sale that is made in Ebay where mobile iPhone 5s is sold for no less than 2,000 English pounds, around 2400 euros. One lucky seller, has enjoyed a hefty profit in this case.
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iPhone 5s shitet per 2400 euro ne Angli
Menjehere pasi daljes ne treg te iPhone 5s dhe 5c, kerkesat jane aq te medha sa shume entuziaste te cilet nuk mund te presin gjate dhe ata qe kane xhepat e thelle, paguajne suma te medha per ta futur nje te tille ne dore. Ja kjo foto tregon nje shitje reale qe eshte kryer ne Ebay ku celulari iPhone 5s eshte shitur per hiq me pak se 2000 funta angleze, diku rreth 2400 euro. Dikush fatlum, ka gezuar nje profit te majm ne kete rast.

Wednesday, 18 September 2013

Cow, problems with obesity?

Lopa e Danimarkes he he
What is the first thing that catches your mind when you see this picture? "Photoshop", "Oh Mercy", "Never seen a cow like this", "This is exactly like a cow", "This is what happens when you consume grass in foreign meadow","Cow from Denmark (re: M.Zeka)", or maybe something more sophisticated. However, look at it for the last time because"Kurban Bajram"  (Festival of Sacrifice) is approaching! 
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Lopa, probleme me mbipeshe?
Cfare eshte gjeja e pare qe ju bie ne mendje kur shikoni kete foto? "Fotoshop", "Ah sa gjynah!", "S'pasna pa kurre k'si lope", "Bash lop te koka", "Qishtu kur han bari n'livadh t'huej", "Lopa e Danimarkes (e M.Zekes)", apo ndoshta dicka me te sofistikuar. Sidoqofte, shikojeni per here te fundit se "Kurban Bajrami" po afrohet!

Tuesday, 17 September 2013

The newest political party "Tu Kosoves"

Stupcat: PTUK
Kupa (Vedati) establishes the New Party in Kosovo as "Tu Kosoves" or PTUK. Satire from the group's latest comedy "Stupcat" that reflects recent events in Kosovo. Enjoy! 



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Partia politike me e re "T'u Kosoves"
Kupa (Vedati) themelon Partine me te re ne Kosove me emrin "T'u Kosoves" apo PTUK. Satira me e fundit nga grupi humoristik "Stupcat" qe reflekton ngjarjet e fundit ne Kosove. Enjoy!

Monday, 16 September 2013

Cassie, spider cat that climbs to glass

Cat the climbs on glass
This cat named Cassie is becoming YouTube sensation with its adhesive ability. Here's how it climbs to glass in its efforts to enter inside, while the owner who has deliberately closed the door, all rounds up in the video. There are skeptical commentators who say that there lies an invisible net that facilitates such acrobatics of this "Spider-cat". Probably, the truth is somewhere in-between!



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Cassie, macja marimange qe ngjitet ne xham
Kjo mace me emrin Cassie po behet sensacion ne Youtube me aftesite e saja ngjitese. Ja shifeni se si  ajo ngjitet ne xham ne perpjekjet e saja per te hyre brenda, derisa pronari i cili qellimisht ka mbyllur deren, te gjitha i xhiron ne video. Ka edhe komentues skeptike qe thone se aty gjindet nje rrjet i padukshem qe lehteson akrobacionet e tilla te kesaj  "spider-maceje". Mesiguri, e verteta eshte diku ne mes! 

Sunday, 15 September 2013

The son of Tony Blair, takes a Turkish bride

Euan Blair, son of Albanian friend, Tony Blair, has vowed to tie not with a girl of Turkish origin. Indeed, the bride Suzanne Ashman, comes from a marriage between millionaire Englishman Jonathan Ashman and Turkish mother Altinsoy Sedef, now divorced. Turkish media have followed this all the time while also ceremonial Turkish television all day long today that talked about this topic. Of course, Blair's parents have commented that the bride is one of the best they have ever seen and thanked the Turkish people in front of cameras. For more, read the article British portal "Dailymail":


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Djali i Tony Blair-it, merr nuse turke
Euan Blair, djali i mikut te shqiptareve, Tony Blair,  ka lidhe kurore me nje vajze me origjine turke. Vertete, nusja Suzanne Ashman, vjen nga nje martese mes anglezit milioner Jonathan Ashman dhe nenes turke Sedef Altinsoy, tashme te shkurorezuar. Mediat turke kane percjellur gjate gjithe kohes kete ceremonial ndersa poashtu televizionet turke gjate tere dites se sotme kane folur per kete teme. Natyrisht, prinderit Blair kane komentuar se nusja eshte nje nder me te mirat qe kane pare ndonjehere dhe i jane falenderuar popullit turk para kamerave. Per me shume, lexoni ne artikullin e portalit anglez "Dailymail": 

Pristina, with "sacred" cows?

Lopet ne rruget e kryeqytetit te Prishtines
The cow is an animal that is considered sacred in India and has a extraordinary social, spiritual and religious position. These photos are circulating on the Internet and are not in India but around the streets of Kosovo's capital, Pristina. No doubt, this kind of livestock type emancipation will "help" Kosovo's European integration more! Not! 
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Prishtina, me lope te "shenjta"?
Lopa eshte nje kafshe qe ne Indi konsiderohet si e shenjte dhe ka nje pozite te jashtezakonshme shoqerore, spirituale dhe fetare. Keto foto qe po qarkullojne ne internet nuk jane ne Indi por neper rruget e kryeqytetit te Kosoves, Prishtine. Nuk ka dyshim, ky far lloj emancipimi blegtoral do i "ndihmoj" shume Kosoves ne integrimet evropiane! Not!